Thursday, August 22, 2013

Back to School Blog Hop!

Before I start chatting about one of my favorite teachers, I`d like to say how excited I am to be a part of this wonderful blog hop Allison Cassatta is hosting. So many great M/M authors are participating with book giveaways all over the place, as well as a $100  Amazon Gift Card to one lucky winner! What a super way to begin this back to school time of year. Speaking of giveaways, I too will be giving away a free PDF copy of Two Guys Walk into an Apocalypse 2: It Came from Birmingham to one lucky commenter. Who doesn`t love a good zom-rom-com with a handsome teacher as one of the leading man?!

Now we can chat about Paul Cooke, and why he is a teacher.  When I first began sketching out the characters for my Two Guys series of zombie romantic-comedies, I was presented with what to make my leading men do for a living. I mulled over a ton of possibilities from police officers to doctors to cowboys, but in the end, I chose for Paul to be an elementary school teacher while his partner, Gordon, was a high school counselor. So, both men are in the education field . . . or were. The zombie apocalypse kind of threw my lovers life plans into the hopper unfortunately.

So, why did I make Paul a first grade teacher in a series that deals with so much death, darkness, and the fear of humanity fizzling out? Because a teacher symbolizes hope for the future. They are the ones that mold and shape the children, and if we are to survive an apocalypse of such horrid proportions, the next generation must be tough as hell and smart as whips. That is where the teachers become so damned important. And that is why Paul Cooke was/ is a teacher. He knows the role of education and how imperative it will be for the young ones who will follow him.

In the next novel - Two Guys Walk Into an Apocalypse 3: He`s a Lumberjack and He`s Undead  - we will get to see how Paul manages to gather up the few children he runs into, and begins laying down the pattern of normalcy that he and the kids so desperately need. There may be zombies lurking about in the woods, but Paul and his charges - as well as the other adults - are damned if they will allow society to fall apart. Paul and Gordon plan to face a grim future with love, laughter, and the three R`s.

Here`s an excerpt from Two Guys Walk Into An Apocalypse 2: It Came From Birmingham that will hopefully bring you a smile.


“No matter how much camouflage paint you put on my face I will never be able to pull off John J.,” I commented, drawing back from yet another finger loaded with green glop. The lights of the used car lot flickered overhead.

“I wasn`t going for Rambo,” Gordon said, smearing the oily goo on his shorts. Another pair of pants ruined I sighed. “I was hoping for maybe Dolph Lundgren but you don`t have his abs, pecs, or ass.”

“Thank you,” I sniffed haughtily.

“You`re welcome,” the man winked leaning in for a kiss before thinking better of it. “Okay, this is really important, Paul. If you see something that looks like danger you do what?”

“Run around in fairy circles and weep?”

The colonel passed by with his corn stalk saber on his shoulder. He was on guard duty, bless his heart.
Gordon stood in front of me hard-faced and grim. I tugged the black knit balaclava hat down to my eyebrows.

“I use the walkie-talkie to relay my position then shoot people in the face with this,” I hefted the Remington auto-loading 12-guage shotgun up to my chest. “Then I run around in fairy circles and weep.”

“Paul, this really isn`t the time for being an asshole,” Gordon spun from me with a cloud of grim over his head. I chanced a glance down at myself. Dressed all in black, my pants pockets overflowing with shotgun shells, and a walkie-talkie attached to my ebony turtleneck, I honestly couldn`t think of a better time to be an asshole. I wasn`t sure who we thought we were fooling putting me in this get-up. The red ‘Hello Dolly’ dress would have been less idiotic.

“I was just kidding,” I apologized despite the absurdity of my apparel. It was obvious Gordon was quite distressed. The colonel made another pass, stopped to look me over then snapped a salute before returning to his rounds. “I think I just passed muster,” I smiled at my lover`s back.

“Wonderful,” Gordon rumbled staring at the road leading into town. “That will mean a lot if you run into scarecrows.”

I padded over to the man and slid an arm around him. He leaned back into me. “I`ll be fine. In and out, quick as a bunny, right?” I whispered beside his left ear.

“Just like you make love,” he remarked, a bit of his usual sauce returning.

“A-ha, wit and looks, no wonder I grabbed you.” I placed a goopy kiss to his neck then stepped away. “Okay, I`m going in before my make-up runs.”

“Check in every two minutes. Next time we buy a car, we are paying extra for GPS,” he informed me. “If you run into anything . . .”

“Yes, Gordon, we`ve been over this. I`ll be back before you even miss me.”

“Not possible,” he answered then shoved his hands into his pockets.


You can grab a copy of Two Guys Walk into an Apocalypse 2: It Came from Birmingham from Torquere Press:

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Don`t forget to leave a comment with your contact information to be entered to win a free digital copy of Two Guys Walk into an Apocalypse 2: It Came from Birmingham! I`ll enter all the names of those who leave their email into that most wonderful invention – The Random Thing Picker - for the winner at the end of the hop, which will be August 30th. Remember, if you want a chance to win, you must leave your contact information in this post, or I can`t let you know if you win.

Good luck and thanks so very much for stopping in. Please take a moment to visit all the other wonderful authors participating in this hop.

Yours in love and laughter,

V.L. Locey


kaisquared said...

I love the humor in the excerpt, and you had me at zom rom com! Thanks for the Hop!

emmasmom AT wi DOT rr DOT com

V.L. Locey said...

I`m rather fond of a good zom-rom-com myself.=)

Thanks for commenting, kaisquared. Good luck in the drawing!

Urb said...

Funny excerpt! I've never read zom-rom-com, so I look forward to reading your book. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I've been squeamish about zombies, but a handsome teacher makes up for that!


V.L. Locey said...

Zombies can be a bit squicky, but if you toss in some hot men and humor, they`re not too bad at all. Well, aside from the obvious . . .

Good luck to both of you!

laurie said...

Funny excerpt! I've never read zom-rom-com, so I look forward to reading your book. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for doing thw hop

V.L. Locey said...

Thanks for dropping by and commenting Anonymous and Laurie. Good luck with the giveaway!

Allison Cassatta said...

Thank you so much for participating in the blog!!!

V.L. Locey said...

Thanks for organizing it for us, Allison!

Yvette said...

Can't wait to read the book! Thanks for the chance to win.

V.L. Locey said...

Thanks to you for stopping in and commenting, Yvette. Good luck!

Iyana Jenna said...

It sounds great. :D

V.L. Locey said...

Thanks for commenting, Iyana.

Good luck!

ShirleyAnn said...

Hi I've got your book just wanted to say how great the Hop is.

V.L. Locey said...

Hi ShirleyAnn! Thank you so much for your support. =)

Pommawolf Emeraldwolfeyes said...

Thank you for being part of the blog hop tour. Although my own kids have been out of school for awhile...but I so wanted to be a teacher myself way back then...*S*
I have your first 2 books on my gotta have buy list as I fell in love with the humor just from the excerpts...I couldn't stop laughing! LOL
Wishing you the best & continued success!


Carolyn said...

"Who doesn't love a zom-rom-com?" So true, so true. The idea behind the series and the excerpt had me smiling. This is my first introduction to your work, and I'm grateful to get a chance to win a copy.

Also, I believe they have officially changed the saying to "That's better than the Random Thing Picker" in honor of its awesomeness. Sorry, sliced bread, you're last century's awesome. *g*

caroaz [at] ymail [dot] com

V.L. Locey said...

Thank you for stopping by and supporting M/M authors! Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the giveaway and the excerpt. I'd love to read your work.


V.L. Locey said...

Thanks so much for commenting!

I`ll be drawing the winner first thing tomorrow morning. Well, maybe coffee will come first, but the winner will be chosen early and contacted as soon as the coffee fully kicks in. ;)