Hi there humans! It`s me, that uber kewl and top secret type mancat Lucius!
Yup, I returned from my secret assignment last night. Man let me tell you the life of a top agent feline spy isn`t an easy one! When I left nearly two weeks ago I was deep in covertness and stealth. It was imperative that no-one knew where I was going or why. That`s why I didn`t tell my people. Spies can`t tell what they`re doing or where they`re going! It wouldn`t be secret if everyone knew right?
Even now, I can`t divulge exactly what happened on my mission. If I told you I`d have to kill you. Ha! Nah I wouldn`t kill you guys. I will say that it sure was good to get back home. Spy work is hard and dangerous. I had to hide in secret locations when it rained. The food isn`t real good either when you`re out spying for your fellow felines! Hmm, excuse me while I go grab some more cat nubbies.
Ah that`s better. *Licks paw and cleans face*
Now where was I? Oh yeaz, coming back home. Man did my goatherder lady and the nice blond girl cry when I ran inside. It was downright embarrassing all the hugging and kissing that went on! I mean, what if some other top operative had seen all that smooching and cooing?! My reputation as a killer spy for catdom would be ruined I tell you!
It was kind of nice though, in a totally not kewl masculine way. I did miss my humans and the dogs. I spent a lot of time catching up on my leg rubs and dog cleaning.
Those dogs just don`t know how to stay tidy like we cats do! Lu-Lu seems really mad at me. I know she thinks that I should have informed her of my whereabouts but she`s not a top ranking kewl spy like I am. And you know how lady cats are! She`d have blabbed to someone and then my cover and my mission would have been compromised! I think she`ll come around though in time. I mean, all the ladies love a handsome, erudite and kewl spy right?
My goatherding lady said that you blogging folks were real nice to her when I was gone espionageing. Thanks for that. She`s a good human and I guess maybe I should have at least left a cryptic note for her, so she wouldn`t be real worried huh? Next time the chief from KEWL (Kats Enforcing World Law) calls on my secret fuzzy mouse phone I`ll make sure to write her a coded missive that will self-destruct after she reads it. Guess now that the world is safe for my fellow felines I`ll go find a nice soft bed and take a really long nap.
Boy it sure is good to be home.
Agent of KEWL