Hello there humans!
My name is Anakin, and this strapping fellow standing at my side is called Auron.
We`ve been putting out heads together (In more ways than one) and have decided to hijack this blog! That`s right, we bucks have a thing or two on our minds and by our dandy beards we`re going to have our say!
For weeks now my companion and I have been stuck in this pasture….without any lady goats for company! Oh sure we have nice hay, grass and pine boughs to nibble on, fresh water and comfy bedding (Although the chicken sitting on eggs in our hay mattress isn`t exactly a very friendly bedmate) and a big scoop of delicious goat grain every morning. Those things are all well and good but a man has needs!!!!
Despite how much we sing our lovely Nubian song of love and desperation that goofy goatherder pays no mind! What does a man or two have to do around this place to be sprung from this prison of caprine loneliness?!?!? Can`t those people smell how wonderfully bucky we are? Don`t they know that those lovely and enticing lady goats are pining for us?! We can tell the does are pining. They might not show it but we can tell. We`re mangoats after all! We have extra-sensory buck perception about goat ladies.
Now despite how difficult it was to type this Auron and I feel that the cost far outweighs the hardship encountered by having to use the tips of our hooves to hit the letter keys. All we ask is that you other humans speak to the yodeling goatherder on our behalf. Apparently she is not bilingual or simply cannot grasp goat-talk in its most basic form. We have concluded her mental deficiencies bar her from understanding simple caprine conversation, or she has simply not had enough of that coffee stuff she so adores.
So we have taken over this blog to appeal to you bloggers. Please, please, pretty please with a big bag of grain and molasses on top….PLEASE tell the goatherder who owns us to just let us visit the ladies. Even just a short trip down to the big barn would be better than nothing! I`m not sure either one of us can last until October! I fear we may both fall over and perish due to lack of romance!
Thank you in advance. We anxiously await your help….and we mean ANXIOUSLY!
Anakin and Auron
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