Friday, June 4, 2010

Laaaadies and Gentlemen.........

Welcome to the world championship round of the W.G.H.A.! Tonight we have two contenders that will raise the roof on the World Goat Headbutting Association! A match of mythological proportions! A sibling rivalry that has grown for eons!!


Wearing soft white and sporting the marks of a true champion Snubian is Ares, god of manly courage and bloodlust! In the opposing corner wearing brown and a stunning silver collar is Athena, goddess of wise counsel and strategic warfare!

*Goatherder circles pasture with sign that reads Round 1 over her head*




It looks like brother and sister are sizing each other up, waiting for an opening perhaps. This announcer hasn`t been this excited since that famous championship match of several years ago that pitted Andre the boargoat against-Oh! Now the fight has begun!!



Ares comes out butting! And he misses!! I think Ares may wish to change his tactics!

DING-DING

And there`s the bell! Phew! That was quite the first round folks! Now that the warriors are refreshed lets see what round 2 brings!

*Goatherder circles pasture with sign that reads Round 2 over her head*



Athena comes out pushing!! This announcer isn`t sure that`s the best move on the goddess of wise counsels part! She won`t be able to simply shove a mountain of muscle like Ares around! Holy cow folks! I can`t believe my eyes! He`s down!! He`s down!! The god of war has fallen face first into the hay mound!



DING-DING-DING-DING


What an amazing victory for Athena! Just goes to show that brains really do win out over brawn!!

6 comments:

taylorgirl6 said...

This was awesome. You should sell tickets for the next match.

Sharon said...

Great post! I really enjoyed it!

houndstooth said...

Way to go Athena! It's important to show those boys their place right from the beginning!

Texan said...

Don't ya just love how their hair stand up down their back! tee hee... and the fact that the girl won :O) ...

small farm girl said...

That is better than the WWE.

Feral Female said...

The winner is very proud of herself and is requesting foam fingers with her name on them for the next championsip round. Don`t take long for fame to go to a goats head!