Welcome to the world championship round of the W.G.H.A.! Tonight we have two contenders that will raise the roof on the World Goat Headbutting Association! A match of mythological proportions! A sibling rivalry that has grown for eons!!
Wearing soft white and sporting the marks of a true champion Snubian is Ares, god of manly courage and bloodlust! In the opposing corner wearing brown and a stunning silver collar is Athena, goddess of wise counsel and strategic warfare!
*Goatherder circles pasture with sign that reads Round 1 over her head*
It looks like brother and sister are sizing each other up, waiting for an opening perhaps. This announcer hasn`t been this excited since that famous championship match of several years ago that pitted Andre the boargoat against-Oh! Now the fight has begun!!
Ares comes out butting! And he misses!! I think Ares may wish to change his tactics!
And there`s the bell! Phew! That was quite the first round folks! Now that the warriors are refreshed lets see what round 2 brings!
*Goatherder circles pasture with sign that reads Round 2 over her head*
Athena comes out pushing!! This announcer isn`t sure that`s the best move on the goddess of wise counsels part! She won`t be able to simply shove a mountain of muscle like Ares around! Holy cow folks! I can`t believe my eyes! He`s down!! He`s down!! The god of war has fallen face first into the hay mound!
What an amazing victory for Athena! Just goes to show that brains really do win out over brawn!!