Hello fans of fabulous felines it`s me that tortoiseshell delight Lu-Lu!
I had a question and since my lady is too busy on her hands and knees using a hanger to tug my precious foil balls out from under the stove, I thought I`d use her laptop thing and ask you all. Maybe you can make sense of this because I`m stumped, and she`s no help whatsoever, what with her head on the floor sneezing at the dog-hair tumbleweeds she`s pulling out as opposed to my toys. (Please note that all the loose hair belongs to the dogs. Cats do not shed; we swallow our fur then cough it up later. Usually on the carpet or furniture which is a much more economical way to get rid of loose hair don`t you think?)
So while she mumbles and snorts I`ll bat this your way and see if you can figure it out.
The other morning after a rather boring night-I only got yelled at once for rolling one of my foil balls into the door repeatedly-I went gliding out when the lady and the man got up. The dogs ran. I glided quickly- a huge difference. When my lady goatherder tripped over the short-legged leaping dog to open the front door she said, and I quote-‘Time to let the four dogs out.’
After I spent some time chasing the three dogs around on the porch her words made me stop. I sat down in her flower box and counted all three dogs as they went about making their duties in the yard.
I counted and counted as they milled around rolling on their backs in that nasty wet mud stuff. She did say four dogs. I heard her and as you know cats hear very well, when we want to that is. Did we get another dog?! I sure hoped not since three of the slobbering mutts are more than enough for one sleek cat like me to put up with!
When she opened the door back up I came in with the dogs. Now every morning since then she says the same thing! It`s really getting my whiskers knotted since I`ve searched high and low and can`t find this fourth dog!!
So you other humans, can you answer my question? Do they make invisible dogs?? If so, can we make the three I share my house with invisible too??That would be awesomely cool!! No more having to watch them being so grossly affectionate with their kisses and their wagging tails! *Shudders*
I`ll be over on the counter pushing the man`s spare change into the dog water dish just for fun, so when you humans have some answers you`ll know where to find me.