Tuesday, January 5, 2010

One Liners-1/5






'Just look innocent and no-one will suspect it was you.'




As always I encourage y`all to play along and leave your one-liners!

5 comments:

houndstooth said...

"Oops! I knew I shouldn't have had that chili for supper! I hope nobody knew it was me. You know how they always try to blame it on the dog!"

~Tonia said...

I am not good at one liners!!lol

Brenda said...

This is funny - not a one liner - but funny. I have a small rat terrior named Skeeter One day he ripped a big one and jumped up to sniff the foul air! And, then turned to look at me!

Nezzy said...

I think he's wishing the Flea Circus never ends!

Have a fantastic day!!!

Feral Female said...

Ha! Good one-liners and funny tales all!